2003-10-26 - 11:15 p.m.
I saw the 5 p.m news high on an Ethan Allen piece and mug ear handles stimulated by coffee beans on the way up a tour of the towering apartment led to falling back to Platonic vision, two light beams conducting reality on a staircase with a single red stair. Few people noticed the red stair. Who had painted it and why and why that color? For a sportsbriefs second the oxygen rich foot came into contact with the stair but the foot didn't find anything remarkable until the day the question showed up in the New York Times crossword, then it took on a boxelder bugs mating style importance but one but always leads to another but like one which leads to another which. Salem is their Mecca. Good writing style like a sexy walk in uniform always avoids these mistakes (Available Fowlers Harcourt Press 13.95) and for the walk the ladies say to study Bogart in Casablanca. A speech therapist with ambition and a left leg .5 " shorter than the right moved in and helped a stranger overcome his impediment. His tripod neck moved with greater confidence after this event. Flipping through newscaster saints the discussion turned to Michelle "Brooksside" Parker and how she always stands in the rain and sleet. If Kevin Cooney had to do this he would be given the gift of a lisp too and he would pass this gift to his wife Molly in the hasp of passion. 4 to 5 minutes and two Ford commercials later, the video camera recovered a chair at Slumberland built for NBA players and even Roy Marble had suspended feet. The facilities at Slumberland were inviting and Sugar Cookies were helping customers over the lip of their purchases. In the showroom the buying couple talked of a man they knew with a bad memory who would eat and then when his tray was taken away always said "hey where is breakfast?" then he would eat again and rest the rest of the morning sick. They thought this was extremely funny. The couple and the furniture salesman enjoyed a highly innervated laugh. I saw an observer trying to translate the laughter, he ended up sitting on some Minnesota hybrid red furniture with more space than fabric. He replayed the conversations and understood the unfortunate guys memory in terms of the computer as he had already memorized the function of RAM.
