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2004-07-16 - 7:26 a.m.

It's one thing to be "good" knowing that there is a reward now and another to be good and save the reward for round two. If ever Mother and Father went wrong it was when they said "save your dessert for later." There is little reason behind this, it all goes into the stomach and that long period between steamed parsnips with parsley followed by split-bean soup and the getting to the twinkie is unnecessarily Stoic. It begins to seem like an eternity! Has anybody ever snapped at you when they were enjoying creme brulee or drinking a glass of wine? I imagine that if there was an evening argument, it took place during the "let's rush through these, better things lie ahead" parsnips. Some people love parsnips but I have always had to find the right spices, sauces etc. to make it WORTH it. The Spice Girls were just steaming parsnips in need of a little seasoning and then they too could have been savored by people over 16 years old. Nevertheless, their managers knew what they were doing, Strike while the Market is still Hot!

Living in a place without a television is a nice channel change. It's easier to remember to feed the fish instead of remembering when CSI is on and hunting for the remote controls is no longer a concern. It frees up the brain and leaves more time to enjoy frozen yogurts. Moving pictures are good but only great at the theater anyway, unless you have Bose (Target $799, open M-F until at least nightfall). This being said, I went to a place that owned a televsion to jump back in the Sports loop and found out that I just don't give a rat pizzle (b/c they don't have them?) about the Kobe deal. They are sucking the blood from we the SUPERfans, the members of the crowd. Show the damn dunks, not the men behind the dribble. Whenever somebody thinks about something at length it becomes ____. For an example I think at length about mint plants and Ace Frehley and must admit that they are at least a few key rook ___, because they give something back, at least protection (Ace) with his Warlock Guitar and the mint brings constant scent and ODD Canadian Butterflies. Cows say MOO and love a good magnent. Contemplating a new ____ is best approached the way a buyer risks snatching something from a shelf. Questions like, is it worth it? What can this new thing give me? It should be approached as selfishly as possible. The _________ is very worth it because it will give you _____ by just following a few simple steps. There are fewer steps to perpetual bliss than there are to an AA meeting! The buyer deserves something and by going to the store and taking a wad of cash and getting detergent to do loads of laundry for example, it must offer something not equal but BETTER in return. Tonight I am going to go eat my dessert in a new room without a television and without People. The people in that room know little about the people in People because they have been busy setting aside time to get to know their "weird and annoying" coworkers. Words like "weird," "odd," or "strange" are red flags that say "I've got a little _______ lurking in me." Either everything is inexplicably "strange" or nothing is. Nothing is less strange than something. The people who read People can't read people because they know Little Kim a little too well. All that will be there in the new room will be roughly 12 coupons, about 60 Gideon Bibles, a party of fiction books and five Gregorian calenders.

 

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