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2005-10-13 - 10:43 p.m.

Resume. just to get it out there thou shalt there be any takers. Ruff Draff

Objective

To attain full time work, shit on Everest and to find taxi service

Computer Skills Type 60-73.3 wpm; Experienced in Windows, Excel, Word, Internet porn searches for orphaned boys with long golden locks and lively buttocks (Lenny Bruce went to court for comedy so why not?)

There's been a flower truck parked outside my complex for weeks.

Education aside from sniff

Idaho State University

Work Experience Aug � Oct 2005 Working for Sri Lanka Targets
Night shift work w/ machines�. Poop Hand. Bed Pan Wiper. Use MetaTech computer system for charting.Certified rabble.

Personal Interests

Shakers & Bongos
Nutrition and a crepe
Not working for HCA or Kaiser or any other trickle down pleb control

 

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