2006-03-28 - 12:46 a.m.
"How much do you weigh?"
"83 puppies and one small dog"
"How old are you?"
"13 strip mall Subways and one very dirty Burger King."
"What the hell was that?"
"Kegel muscles"
"Kegel? Like Hegel? I don't know, it all sounds very dangerous. This is not the VBS world I imagined for myself with the green felt figures moving with austerity."
