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2006-05-23 - 1:36 a.m. Poppy made a dish couldn't be refused Newspapers love to write about graffiti don't they. IDLE HANDS THREATEN CITY. You might say I am predisposed to a certain type of headline. I'm a man who likes a good headline. I left marks in a bathroom twice, dangling modifiers, floating verbs, all a shame. Back then I thought the comments held a surly value. I'm sorry for the janitors at the Metrodome and same goes for that part-time Cleveland porno shop girl who I bet was doing it all. Now I can finally say it, "Please pardon my wretched syntax." For those who are forced to clean it up though I guess syntax little matters
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