2006-06-23 - 10:23 p.m.
Tonight I'm hanging out with the twins and a question is bothering me. Why must one twin always look slightly more sinister? Compared to more beautiful, alpha twin, the other twin, with that lazy eye and smaller in appearance, must have been spawned by the Devil himself.
Don't worry, be happy b/c it's nothing a little plastic surgery can't fix.
