2007-01-22 - 9:18 p.m.
Because there are probably more timeless truths now
than ever before!
He explored even further into pixilated bra country
it was becoming impossible to speculate on people
Pre-internet Saturday nights in dorms, sharing floors
everything seemed so possible back then
an infinity of pleasures continually bestrode them, room to room,
back and forth in the most unmentionable of places (pre-hyperlinks)
Then he pulled out of the school early
in order to protect his dwindling bank accounts
Joining the Cause (a bookclub), because of a rumor of women in attendance
He was recruited into the 69th Division of the Great Reading Brigades
Their motto was "In just a jiff," meaning they never did anything
except read, reading paralyzed their actions, but that's getting ahead a bit
He met a women in a babushka who appeared to be extraordinarily polite
There was a horrible binding shortage one month, articles fell everywhere
and so they switched to e-books
The bookclub would meet regularly but eventially the meetings came to a pause
and so he left her alone to the Dell
In order to comtemplate the digital position the group took on books
