2008-02-11 - 12:49 a.m.
Once again I'm chillin with flexible Texans
and "why rob a bank when you can start your own?"
Most my attempts to secure the poon
gave rise to unexpected violence
I sipped Earl Grey and read 1984
while bemoaning the loss of country sky
The sky was probably pink and purple
but the sound of flapping flags got in the way
Walking on imported manhole mandalas
not noticing fixed signs and broken possibilities
bricolage is a boiled egg
that tastes bad doesn't it?
Let's celebrate the 1st spurt
and glean plesure from the uncanny
89-100 consumers are coming to the wedding
is what Ted Brokaw predicts
Africa in 1914 had a country called Rio de Oro
that's why you'll never see a country called Sweet Crude Heaven
"I just wanted to be hairless like the fish"
The only truism I ever discovered was that the
people closest to us find it the most difficult
to comment on the shape of your rear ends
On most Thursdays my fingers were bedewed with
Coca Cola sponsored saliva,
trying to slick your hairdo
