2013-03-23 - 10:49 a.m.
No Cheese No Cheese No Cheese for me No Cheese No Cheese No Cheese for me Back when I was 18 full of courage I had the strongest cheese urge My cheese urge was out of control If there was a cheese police they would have put me on parol I tried to sublimate with plenty peanut butter But when I went to pick a cheese I would start to stutter I could eat cheeses all day and all night I had such capacity and ceiling it would give me fright Shredded, triangulated, even a whole wheel. The world produced so many cheese varietals I had to steal I liked that sophisticated Swiss Havarti melted with a sprig of mint was my mistress Gouda would yell at me and get all in my face She made me feel guilty and I�d feel disgraced Gouda left me with a bad taste in my mouth I�d go to the closest deli and try to turn things around And I�d see that fresh cheese glistening Visually I�ve always been listening I had to have it right then and there I had to have it I would always stare No cheese no cheese No cheese for me Nacho Cheese Nacho Cheese No cheese no Cheese No cheese for me I was a cheese addict Everyone near me had just about had it I�d take 12 steps quickly away And 18 steps back towards it nearly everyday I even liked that aged cheese Idiosyncratic, rare and erratic I liked that fresh cheese Bland, but soft and so delicate Sometimes I�d get desperate I�d drive around town And find the delis picked clean No exotic cheeses in sight Just the regular cheap stuff every night So I�d go home to the kitchen Or as I called it �the lab� I�d make my own cheese It was some of the best I ever had I heard the rumors of a city of blessed cheeses Down in Mexico, so I hopped on a Greyhound bus And Three weeks and 800 miles later I was a muss Searching the dustry streets of Tuxpan I heard the rooster crow, searched my wallet and got my coupon Hunting for the ancient Mexican cheeses I found villages, city squares and pictures of Jesus Survived Cortez, Mayan purity When I was 18 I lost my luggage And this was how I became encouraged I had a little piece of that Hawaiian cheese Arteries clogged I was brought down to my knees Now drowning in the smooth and creamy seas of cheese Had to call in off, wrap it, close the fridge and beg please
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