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2016-12-09 - 11:42 p.m. Iowa is Japan without the density. It's also a cousin of Hawaii. The geologist studies the sediment layers of his Milky Way candy bar. The Cambrian caramel deposits. Teeth breaking down like mountains against the peanut boulders. The biologist on his cell phone again. There is a proper order to doing the following things: eating a burrito and blank. Mrs. Understood is less of a spouse and more of a superego. The pizza I ate at that pasta shop in North Oakland with the Gorgonzola and broccoli was good, but it wasn't stick-your-blank-in-the-dirt-level-good. How could getting a live scan have so suddenly My blog about the peanut butter chronicles was a Cross your legs and hop to fly. Closure? If you're blank, there's no closure. Being a teacher in the Silicon Valley makes me Silicon Valley trash. If it's illogical, is not that just good science? The same variety of dbag that smothers his car with Tap Out stickers is the same variety of dbag that used to slap No Fear stickers about, likely adhering them to his Big Johnson T-shirts. When did the corporate ladder become a blank-stained rope? In teaching, there is no off switch, but there is a dimmer called Pinot Grigio and brioche! You don't have bad karma son, what you have are called bad habits. Whereas your karma does not exist, your odious habits persist. I don't frequent Starbucks for the simple reason that I was breast fed as a tot and subsequently lack displaced infantile needs for things like "a skinny" and "please hold the whip." Inflection matters: Ted Talks about the need to disrupt the many inefficiencies of childhood. Eating garlic is a bootcamp for the gums and that When students ask me if I ever smoked the P, When a second grader seriously asked me The factory was rezoned or blessed. Instead today, Second class citizens with their droids that rhyme with something you occasionally get, but never want, and you know an Apple insider had the last laugh on that one. At the Hotel Paradox, the recycled wood is there to hide the fact that the place was built yesterday and is really more of a non-place. When I saw those two ladies texting while riding
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