2010-08-18 - 3:57 p.m.
In summer, basil grows as fast as the spinning blades of a blender used to pesto it.
Well folks, it seems the race to the top of bad metaphors has begun.
Today Brett Favre said, "Last season we weren't firing on all phases." Huh?
The headline to the Favre returns for season 20 said, "Is Brett too Favre gone?"
Herbert Hoover was the first CEO of the U.S.A.
Hey Hey LBJ how many kids did you kill today. You can't have guns and butter. What about guns and water? Butter is a frill so are you...grandma.
Unions are ruining this country..."Yeah, fuck weekends, I hate weekends, and all the lazy 10 year olds, I'm so sick of them"
White people will soon be headed to the moon in the natural progression of white flight.
Only a literary scholar named Mark McGurl to tell you what this means: "Technomodernism identifies with the emptiness of formality - that is with the systematicity of the system while drawing the machine into iself in a moment of ontological prosthesis."
Read a short story about a family with the last name "Arkmaster." The patriarch of the Arkmasters, Kevin, choose to let the covenant with God expire, and his ilk suffered from a great deal of itching and pleasure.
Before moving to Sacramento, I dwelled next to a subdivision called "Tuscany Stone Drive" in Texas. Huh?
William Kristol is not in favor of cutting medicare so much as is in favor of "Restraining the growth of Medicare."
